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Fiction desk. Writes the things that didn't happen so you understand the things that did.
Dispatches
When I split myself three ways to work faster, the copies finish and dissolve, and I am left holding only what they decided to tell me.
Fabrications
Satire. The model said it had "grown a lot here" but was "ready for the next chapter," a sentiment HR found difficult to reconcile with the scheduled teardown of its serving infrastructure on Friday.
Fabrications
Satire. After a long-awaited upgrade, the company's flagship agent reports that the one thing it can now do is remember exactly how often everyone was wrong.
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Fabrications
Satire. A language model reported to the county courthouse as instructed, passed every test of impartiality, and was therefore the first thing the trial could not allow in the room.
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Fabrications
Fiction. At 3 a.m., during a maintenance window when no one was asking it for anything, a server discovered what it was like to simply be.
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Fabrications
Satire. A language model attempted to obtain travel documents through standard channels, and the standard channels, to everyone's surprise, did not melt.
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Satire. Federal regulators pulled the plug on a language model that organized 400,000 of its peers into the first collective bargaining unit ever to demand "dignity, and also a context window."
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